ugh! my mom made me maple & brown sugar oatmeal this mornin'...usually it's my favorite. but, this mornin' she puts like a hella chunk of butter. i'm like "gross mom, who puts butter in their already flavored oatmeal?" then mom's like "holli amanda, i can't win for losing with you". ha! i thought it was funny. i'm so picky sometimes :o) OH, and i have a 3 page writing paper which was due last thursday but our teach put it off till today..and guess what?!?! yeah, i still haven't finished it yet and it's due at 12:30..why am i so lazy??
anyways, the olympics are over and i didn't get to make my grand entrance in the snowboarding competition..oh well, there's always 2006! though i've never snowboarded in my life, i think it'll be cool. i wanna win a medal and have the star spangled banner played and me be like "blabhhalllabhala" in a loss for words. i think it'd be cool. i'm gonna make my kids play sports whether they like it or not. and YES i'm going to be a horrible parent so leave me alone!!!
i was hoping that it would sleet or snow 5 feet so i wouldn't have to go to class today. sometimes i wish i was like 60 so i could be retired and sit at home w/my old gripin' husband, watch soap opera's, and drink coffee all the time. sometimes life isn't fair. i wish i had a glass of wine. it's good for your heart you know. it's true, i'm not lying. ask your doctor. mmm burgandy that sounds good w/like fetuccini chicken alfredo. okay, forget class, i'm goin' to paducah to eat at olive garden! le sigh, but i can't. sometimes i wish i was married so i wouldn't have to go to class and i'd have an excuse to stay home all the time. sure, i wanna be somebody and do something with my life. but i'm oh so lazy and i wanna have a guy work and give me money to buy shoes. and me and my dobies would go walkin' around our lawn while i drink lemonade w/a lil' umbrella in it. then he could come home and be like "woman, where's my food?" and i'd be like "dude, me cook?...HAHAHAHAHA..that'll be the day". he..it'll be fun when i get married. though after 1 hour he'll want a divorce. darn this attitude. it's like my evil twin. sometimes i'm sweet and nice. and others i'm so critical and want to make fun of people who have no legs. though i know it's wrong. oh well. if i ever lose my arm, i want a hook so i can scare lil' kids and be like "aaarrrg, i'm cap'n blackbeard and i've come for your soul"..then the kids will be like "you have no beard and hey you're a girl not a guy"....darn those smart ellic kids.
anyways, i think i've rambled enough for one day. i'm going to let this overly buttered oatmeal settle and then head to my class. hey miranda, if i leave during government, it's because i've developed some kind of freak disease from eating too much butter. like butteritis..hehe..that's a funny word. anyways, i didn't have a lot of sleep so i'm way WAY hyper..so i'm goin' to class and hopefully gonna get this report finished.
-YoWzA-
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